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Posted: 17 December 2010 08:07 PM   [ Ignore ]  
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Next month I will be staying in a premier inn hotel.

Has anyone ever stayed there…your comments please.

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Posted: 17 December 2010 08:09 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]  
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Cheap and cheerful

Had a bit of a make over lately so not looking too bad. Just don’t expect room service.

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Posted: 17 December 2010 08:11 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]  
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On the internet, it all seems very purple.

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Posted: 17 December 2010 08:37 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]  
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Humps…

They do have a very ‘purple’ theme running throughout all their places..

But i have found them fuckin’ excellent for the price…and the food better than average..

Rooms quite modern…and they will help you get to your room if you get too drunk to leave the bar…and then bring you two Fried Egg and Bacon sandwiches to your room..For a price..and a £5 tip.. (so forget what Meshan posted about ‘room service’..£££s talk..)

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Posted: 18 December 2010 02:57 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]  
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Humper I have pissed in every hotel room in every premier inn. So I expect they all smell like piss!
Cant go wrong with a travel tavern (lodge)  but they all smell of piss now to

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Posted: 18 December 2010 10:04 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]  
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spaceworm - 18 December 2010 02:57 AM

Humper I have pissed in every hotel room in every premier inn. So I expect they all smell like piss!
Cant go wrong with a travel tavern (lodge)  but they all smell of piss now to

I always thought you were pure class and now you’ve proved me right.

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Posted: 18 December 2010 10:54 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]  
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Premier Inns are the best of the budget chains. Bar and restaurant actually usable (unlike Travel Lodge). Ibis are also a good bet.Travel Lodge if you are stuck, eTap and Formula 1 if you are really stuck, avoid the Formula 1 at Ilford, a war zone.

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Posted: 18 December 2010 09:08 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 7 ]  
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Posted: 18 December 2010 09:35 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 8 ]  
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Posted: 18 December 2010 10:17 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 9 ]  
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Gary…

And have someone come up to the room and turn the ‘porn’ channel off..

cheese

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Posted: 20 December 2010 11:13 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 10 ]  
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De_Bunk - 18 December 2010 10:17 PM

Gary…

And have someone come up to the room and turn the ‘porn’ channel off..

cheese

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that the standard punnishment for dismanteling the trouser press?

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Posted: 20 December 2010 11:21 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 11 ]  
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Teddy..

Only if you take your own plate to ‘Eat all you can’ breakfast..

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Posted: 21 December 2010 08:45 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 12 ]  
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Posted: 22 December 2010 12:38 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 13 ]  
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