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Posted: 06 October 2011 02:44 AM   [ Ignore ]  
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don’t like your products but you were one hell of a pitchman
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Posted: 06 October 2011 03:15 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]  
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Steve Jobs isn’t really dead, the nurses are just holding him the wrong way.

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Posted: 06 October 2011 03:37 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]  
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Fuck him. He made a fortune selling overpriced, fashionable products to gullible idiots.

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Posted: 06 October 2011 04:42 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]  
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asthmatic camel - 06 October 2011 03:37 AM

Fuck him. He made a fortune selling overpriced, fashionable products to gullible idiots..

I say take the fools money. If they cant see that Apple are scamming them then fuck em. I hate the products and the corporation but in all fairness they make a fortune…....like you said. Easy money. wish I had thought of it. Still cunts tho

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Posted: 06 October 2011 07:33 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]  
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He was a clever man tho’...

Respect.

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Posted: 06 October 2011 07:53 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]  
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I’m waiting for the inevitable onslaught of iCorpse, iCasket and iDeath jokes.

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Posted: 06 October 2011 08:07 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]  
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Dr T0d Doolittle - 06 October 2011 02:44 AM

don’t like your products but you were one hell of a pitchman

Hear,hear.

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Posted: 06 October 2011 08:52 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 7 ]  
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Well if his products were so shit, why is the company worth more than Microsoft.

Shows that money can’t buy you everything.

Smart guy, worked hard, made savvy decisions.

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Posted: 06 October 2011 09:53 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 8 ]  
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BaileyK - 06 October 2011 08:52 AM

Well if his products were so shit, why is the company worth more than Microsoft.

I think its more about the people who buy them. So many people at work jumped on the bandwagon because there was something new, shiney and hyped up coming out… strange how now their contracts are (finally) coming to an end most of them just want rid and to get an android phone…

Style over substance, bullshit baffles brains… say what you like, Jobs realised with a few clever gimmics (how many people creamed over pinch-zoom?) and good marketing people will buy anything.

RIP to him, but i’m still not getting a mac or a iphone/ipad…

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Posted: 06 October 2011 10:27 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 9 ]  
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which means hes a smart man if he can sell a simple product for a high price.
Not his fault if people lap it up and buy the product.

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Posted: 06 October 2011 10:30 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 10 ]  
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BaileyK - 06 October 2011 08:52 AM

Well if his products were so shit, why is the company worth more than Microsoft.

Shows that money can’t buy you everything.

Smart guy, worked hard, made savvy decisions.

No one says that Microsoft products aren`t shite too

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Posted: 06 October 2011 10:33 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 11 ]  
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Bailey sounds genuinely upset and defensive, bless.


Clever man, but still a peddler of overated shiny products.

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Posted: 06 October 2011 10:36 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 12 ]  
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Not offended, like mac computers, i don’t buy into the hype and shite.  Some of the people who follow apple are just plain weird.  Fuck camping outside a shot etc.

Couldn’t give a fuck about the iphone.
But i respect the man for creating his own company.

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Posted: 06 October 2011 12:22 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 13 ]  
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I’m plain weird but I’d never buy a Mac.

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Posted: 06 October 2011 01:10 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 14 ]  
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ahh the irony
http://twitter.com/#!/MargieJPhelps/status/121733810231590912

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Posted: 06 October 2011 03:19 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 15 ]  
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absolute genius at giving the public what they wanted, even if they didn’t realise they wanted it

i dont own any apple products and dont think i ever will but i still think it’s sad that such an intelligent man died so young

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