I want Catnip and Cat food sprinkled over my grave on a weekly basis..
Then stray cats will all flock to my grave and people will think i was some kind of Cat God..
“You are a fucking dick De_Bunk, fucking cocksucking asshole!” (Mhaphew)
“Get Terminal Cancer or something, honestly, You’re just a peasant.” (Major)
Nice idea…thought you were going to go down the ‘pussy’ innuendo route though!
20 DB Smart ass points and counting…..
I’m not really a nutjob cat lover..
I just make myself laugh..
When I die, I want to be in the tomb next to DB and have hundreds of batty old women chuck bird seed all over it. The filthy, disease-ridden pigeons will attract the cats and make a legendary mound of guano to keep us both warm in the afterlife.
Thou shalt bow down before me and wobble thy head around, for I am Coo, the God of Pigeons.
For you are the God of Pigeons..
I have seen the light and the hemp seed.