Lesson is…If you’re a Homo…Don’t visit Africa..
Praise be to the big, invisible being that lives in the sky..or inside you..or all around you..Fuck knows where this being lives..
Just as long as you kill in whatever your Gods name is..(cos apparently there is more than one invisible being)
Kill, kill, kill
I am the Cat God…Kill all mice, birds and rats..In my name..
Praise be the Cat God..for i am all powerful..(especially against Camel…For he is the evil Pigeon God)
I am the religion of peace..but i make exceptions..and i allow mankind to change my ‘Holy Scripture’ as and when they feel like it (so i dont get taken to court and have a multi million $$$ lawsuit)