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Posted: 13 November 2012 11:00 PM   [ Ignore ]  
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I’ve carried one in my wallet for years..Used it hundreds of times…

Sometimes for various things beyond its original purpose and it has been recorded as being used as a lethal, hidden weapon..

(and if you know what it ‘exactly’ is…What one is it?..as there are ‘two’ types and a reason for being 2 types..)

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Posted: 14 November 2012 12:00 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]  
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Some craft tool, but no idea what. A bit like a razor, but not really, except for the general shape and cutting capability.

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Posted: 14 November 2012 12:16 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]  
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Xerxses..

The above is still used and carried today, by millions of people..Worldwide..

I suppose it could be a ‘craft’ tool…in a loose sense of the word..as people have used it for different things, other than it’s original purpose..

Look at the picture..Think of the ‘blade’ in an upright position..

Once you know…You will buy one..

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Posted: 14 November 2012 01:29 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]  
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Cigar cutter?

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Yes, that one.

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Posted: 14 November 2012 01:39 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]  
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It’s that the tool you use to keep your devil horns under control? But originally it was meant for trimming the beard of a goat?

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Posted: 14 November 2012 01:46 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]  
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Abdul…

Nooooo…

Absolutely used by millions today…and it really, really is..

100% true

I’ve had one in my pocket for decades..

BUT…as things develop in the 21st Century…Might not be as useful in the future…

But you’ll buy one, once you know..‘Cos you will probably need it one day..

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Posted: 14 November 2012 01:48 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]  
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PS…

HH..

No…I am not the son of Satan..

I just know you will buy one as well (seeing as you live North of the Border)

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Posted: 14 November 2012 02:23 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 7 ]  
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can opener…

fucked if I can use one myself but I’ve seen one used by an ex-army guy. Same idea as what’s on a swiss army knife I think….

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Several can openers with a simple and robust design have been specifically developed for military use. The P-38 and P-51 are small can openers with a cutter hinged to the main body. They were also known as a “John Wayne” because the actor was shown in a training film opening a can of K-rations. The P-38 can opener is keychain-sized, about 1.5 inches (38 mm) long, and consists of a short metal blade that serves as a handle (and can also be used as a screwdriver), with a small, hinged metal tooth that folds out to pierce the can lid. A notch just under the hinge point keeps the opener hooked around the rim of the can as the device is “walked” around the rim to cut the lid out. A larger version, called P-51, is somewhat easier to operate. P-38 was developed in 1942 and was issued in the canned field rations of the United States Armed Forces from World War II to the 1980s. The P-38 and P-51 are cheaper to manufacture and are smaller and lighter to carry than most other can openers. The device can be easily attached to a keyring or dog tag chain using the small punched hole.[22]
Official military designations for the P-38 include “US Army pocket can opener” and “Opener, can, hand, folding, type I”. As with some other military terms (e.g., jeep), the origin of the term is not known with certainty. The P-38 and P-51 openers share a designation with the P-38 and P-51 fighter planes, however this is coincidental. The most likely origin of the name is much more pedestrian; the P-38 is 38 mm (1.5 in) long. This explanation also holds for the P-51, which measures 51 mm (2.0 in) in length.[23]
P-38s are no longer used for individual rations by the United States Armed Forces, as canned C-rations were replaced by soft-pack MREs in the 1980s. They are, however, included with United States military “Tray Rations” (canned bulk meals). They are also still seen in disaster recovery efforts and have been handed out alongside canned food by rescue organizations, both in America and abroad in Afghanistan. The original US-contract P-38 can openers were manufactured by J. W. Speaker Corp. (stamped “US Speaker”) and by Washburn Corp. (marked “US Androck”), they were later made by Mallin Hardware (now defunct) of Shelby, Ohio and were variously stamped “US Mallin Shelby O.” or “U.S. Shelby Co.

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Posted: 14 November 2012 10:17 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 8 ]  
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Gonzo for the win..and 10 smartass points in the sig..

Yes..It’s a P-51 tin opener..

Now made by ‘County Comm’ for the military….

You can buy army issue for less than £1

Here’s how you use one..

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Posted: 14 November 2012 10:37 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 9 ]  
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Ok, never seen one that looks like that! No need to get me one DB, the ring pull can has made it north of the border…

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Posted: 14 November 2012 10:45 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 10 ]  
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HH..

What!..

You only just got electricity up there..

But..always handy to keep one in your wallet..

One day you will say..‘DB was right..I should have bought one’

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Posted: 14 November 2012 10:50 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 11 ]  
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If I’m that hungry, I’ll brave McDonalds… ; )

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Posted: 14 November 2012 10:56 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 12 ]  
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HH..

Or a deep fried Mars Bar..

Just buy one..Less than a quid in the UK..

I’ve found the need to use mine plenty of times over the years..Just comes in handy sometimes..

Make sure it’s the County Comm brand..(The others are crap)

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Posted: 14 November 2012 11:07 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 13 ]  
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I can hand on heart say I’ve never tried the deep fried Mars Bar! Tried deep fried pizza once, it was bloody awful!! I’ll swing past the place that invented it one day and take a pic of the menu for you DB, some things on there WILL make you puke!

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Posted: 14 November 2012 11:21 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 14 ]  
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Yes..Post a pic of the menu..It will give us a laugh..

The nearest Kebab shop is over 10 miles from me..They don’t deliver out my way..

(Still buy a P-51 opener..You’ll thank me one day..Buy two..Spread the word..cos you never know when the zombies will attack and you’ll have to paint your face blue and become Mel Gibson)

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Posted: 14 November 2012 08:56 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 15 ]  
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Can it open beer bottle tops?

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