Once again, the river levels outside my house are rising, about to break, its upto the top…and proper wind blowing…
Posted: 25 November 2012 04:54 AM   [ Ignore ]  
Administrator
Avatar
RankRankRankRankRankRankRankRankRankRankRankRankRankRankRankRankRankRankRankRank
Total Posts:  20169
Joined  2006-10-12

Council workers are outside..Loads of them…

Flashing orange lights everywhere..

Don’t know what they are doing..

Nearly 3am..

I want sandbags..

Internet connection is def under water now…Im Surprised i even still got a fuckin’ connection..But then again..It’s always under water..even in the summer..

If i don’t post here tomorrow..You know what’s happened..

DB

 Signature 

“You are a fucking dick De_Bunk, fucking cocksucking asshole!” (Mhaphew)

“Get Terminal Cancer or something, honestly, You’re just a peasant.” (Major)

Profile
 
 
Posted: 25 November 2012 05:05 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]  
Gay Gang Banger
Avatar
RankRankRankRankRankRankRankRank
Total Posts:  3951
Joined  2007-04-27

You could do with a bath, I can smell you from here.

 Signature 

Thou shalt bow down before me and wobble thy head around, for I am Coo, the God of Pigeons.

Profile
 
 
Posted: 25 November 2012 05:11 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]  
Administrator
Avatar
RankRankRankRankRankRankRankRankRankRankRankRankRankRankRankRankRankRankRankRank
Total Posts:  20169
Joined  2006-10-12

PS..

Lucky for me…I am slightly up the hill, so it gives me another 1ft..

But the others down the road are lower than me..

People are out on the street…

I’ve moved my car to higher ground..

DB

 Signature 

“You are a fucking dick De_Bunk, fucking cocksucking asshole!” (Mhaphew)

“Get Terminal Cancer or something, honestly, You’re just a peasant.” (Major)

Profile
 
 
Posted: 25 November 2012 05:17 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]  
Administrator
Avatar
RankRankRankRankRankRankRankRankRankRankRankRankRankRankRankRankRankRankRankRank
Total Posts:  20169
Joined  2006-10-12

Camel…

Im still connected to the web…

WTF…

Lower down have lost electric…I still got all normal…

De_Bunk to the rescue…

I’m like fuckin’ Superman….

Gotta go save people..

DB

 Signature 

“You are a fucking dick De_Bunk, fucking cocksucking asshole!” (Mhaphew)

“Get Terminal Cancer or something, honestly, You’re just a peasant.” (Major)

Profile
 
 
Posted: 25 November 2012 09:19 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]  
Bukkake Champion
Avatar
RankRankRankRank
Total Posts:  860
Joined  2005-12-04

Get down to the flood zone and offer shelter to any attractive ladies that are looking a bit bedraggled.

Profile
 
 
Posted: 25 November 2012 05:00 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]  
Administrator
Avatar
RankRankRankRankRankRankRankRankRankRankRankRankRankRankRankRankRankRankRankRank
Total Posts:  20169
Joined  2006-10-12

Water has gone down really quick..

I’m safe but the people lower down the road are fucked..They aint even got electric still..

I just bought them some cheap disposable bar-b-qs and something for their kids to eat..save them a bit of money..They’re gonna need it..

I let the old people borrow my camping gaz rings so they can have tea and something to eat..They got the ‘Back in my day’ and ‘I remember the winter of 63’ attitude…Got to laugh tho’..They are helping the younger people..Should be the other way round..

I’d invite them all round mine for dinner..But i’d have to kill them after if i did..Seeing as i’m an international man of mystery..

: )

DB

 Signature 

“You are a fucking dick De_Bunk, fucking cocksucking asshole!” (Mhaphew)

“Get Terminal Cancer or something, honestly, You’re just a peasant.” (Major)

Profile