Council workers are outside..Loads of them…

Flashing orange lights everywhere..

Don’t know what they are doing..

Nearly 3am..

I want sandbags..

Internet connection is def under water now…Im Surprised i even still got a fuckin’ connection..But then again..It’s always under water..even in the summer..

If i don’t post here tomorrow..You know what’s happened..

DB

You could do with a bath, I can smell you from here.

PS..

Lucky for me…I am slightly up the hill, so it gives me another 1ft..

But the others down the road are lower than me..

People are out on the street…

I’ve moved my car to higher ground..

DB

Camel…

Im still connected to the web…

WTF…

Lower down have lost electric…I still got all normal…

De_Bunk to the rescue…

I’m like fuckin’ Superman….

Gotta go save people..

DB

Get down to the flood zone and offer shelter to any attractive ladies that are looking a bit bedraggled.

Water has gone down really quick..

I’m safe but the people lower down the road are fucked..They aint even got electric still..

I just bought them some cheap disposable bar-b-qs and something for their kids to eat..save them a bit of money..They’re gonna need it..

I let the old people borrow my camping gaz rings so they can have tea and something to eat..They got the ‘Back in my day’ and ‘I remember the winter of 63’ attitude…Got to laugh tho’..They are helping the younger people..Should be the other way round..

I’d invite them all round mine for dinner..But i’d have to kill them after if i did..Seeing as i’m an international man of mystery..

: )

DB