I want this woman at Camels funeral…This is the best mourner ever..It’s what he would want…
Posted: 26 November 2012 08:44 AM   [ Ignore ]  
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“Dearly beloved we are gathered here in a celebration of Camels life..The bastard..The git..and the old sod”..

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Posted: 26 November 2012 05:16 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]  
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Heh. Mrs. Camel would describe that as “slackness”, in a Jamaican accent I have yet to master.

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Posted: 26 November 2012 05:28 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]  
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Camel…

Then i got to do the same thing at your funeral..

I’ll Do the same dance..

Mrs Camel can beat me after…

Fuck..we’re old…But we can still kick ass…

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Posted: 26 November 2012 08:47 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]  
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Someone’s been at the Sherry…

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Posted: 26 November 2012 09:25 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]  
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Wray & Nephew’s overproof rum. Or the herbal remedies.

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Posted: 27 November 2012 01:37 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]  
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‘Special Brew’...

8 cans..

First drink i’ve had in months…Straight to my head..and my ass, strangely..

Oh well..Blind leading the blind…

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Posted: 27 November 2012 11:14 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]  
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Heh. Yes, it’s surprising how quickly your tolerance goes down when you stop for a few weeks. Unfortunately, it goes right back up even faster!

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Posted: 27 November 2012 11:54 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 7 ]  
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Camel/Pigeon God

I am so regretting it now…

Moral is..if you drink and then stop..don’t the fuck go back to it..

It’s like 10 times worse and ten times the bad feeling…

I feel like utter and total shit…

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Posted: 27 November 2012 12:16 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 8 ]  
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I’ll bet you do. Eight cans of Special Brew is a shit-load of alcohol if you’re not used to it, enough to put most people in hospital; roughly equivalent to a litre bottle of scotch.

Take Spike for a good ol’ walk, drink tons of water and sweat it out.

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