Happy new year crappers. Hope everybody is cheerful on the most depressing day of the year.

My predictions last year weren’t up to scratch so here are my predictions for this year, 21 days late mind.

Join in, the more the better.

Here goes.

1. The UK will dip into a triple dip recession.

2. Estonia will triumph at the Eurovision.

3. McIlroy will win the Masters in a playoff against some Yank.

4. A large scale peaceful demonstration in China will be crushed using unnecessary violence with several deaths provocing worldwide condemnation.

5. It will be a good year for the humble bumble bee.

6. Relations between Israel and Gaza will become strained again causing a ground offensive  

7. Mandela, Chavez and Bush Senior will all pop there clogs.

8. The City Of Dundee will be in the news for some reason or other.

9. Syria will fall.

And lastly Murray won’t win at Wimbledon again.

1. People who have worked for 25 years in Britain and paid exorbitant amounts of ” National Insurance” will continue to be denied benefits when they become ill.

2. Everyone else in the EU will still be able to come here and claim them from day one.

3. Even if they are hopeless piano accordian players from Romania.

4. Football will remain boring.

5. David Cameron will become the most unpopular prime minister in British history.

6. The Monster Raving Loony Party will become more popular than the LibDems.

7. The BBC will continue to make the illness of its presenters high priority news.

8. Ed Miliband will still be a useless cunt.

9. There will be another war against Muslim countries who want to kill us all.

10. De_Bunk won’t stay sober for more than three months.

1. The UK will have a major influx of immigrants from Eastern Europe.

2. More Muslim suicide bombers will be arrested in the UK.

3. Every immigrant that enters the UK will immediately be given a house and welfare benefit money for doing fuck all.

4. The white, UK indigenous born citizen, will become a minority in several towns and cities across the country.

5. Schools across the UK will have more immigrants than indigenous children.

Wait!..What?..Thats actually happening now?..

Oh..Right..

My bad..

DB

I’m gonna have the most fantastic threesome.

Done!  Last night was wicked boys!!!

Humper..Then your prediction come true..

You are the forums ‘psychic’...

: )

DB

I think I could be!  I often have strange feelings!

Yeh…

‘Humper and his amazing psychic genitals’

It would make a good stage show..

You could be the next Uri Geller..

: )

DB

Well one of my specialities is bending straight things, so who knows….