Happy new year crappers. Hope everybody is cheerful on the most depressing day of the year.
My predictions last year weren’t up to scratch so here are my predictions for this year, 21 days late mind.
Join in, the more the better.
1. The UK will dip into a triple dip recession.
2. Estonia will triumph at the Eurovision.
3. McIlroy will win the Masters in a playoff against some Yank.
4. A large scale peaceful demonstration in China will be crushed using unnecessary violence with several deaths provocing worldwide condemnation.
5. It will be a good year for the humble bumble bee.
6. Relations between Israel and Gaza will become strained again causing a ground offensive
7. Mandela, Chavez and Bush Senior will all pop there clogs.
8. The City Of Dundee will be in the news for some reason or other.
9. Syria will fall.
And lastly Murray won’t win at Wimbledon again.