A tortoise was mugged by two snails , the police asked him what happened ? He said “I don’t know it all happened so fast” .
“You are a fucking dick De_Bunk, fucking cocksucking asshole!” (Mhaphew)
“Get Terminal Cancer or something, honestly, You’re just a peasant.” (Major)
Yep, i’m nicking that one
What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Hold onto your nuts, this is no ordinary blowjob…
One of my character faults is that I get distracted eas… oooo shiney!!!!
The humour level on TC has definitely gone way down the toilet.
Leading with 20 DB Respect Points and a picture of his extraordinary penis.