Russian army wants no homos. But how to enforce?
Posted: 26 January 2013 08:23 PM   [ Ignore ]  
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Russian Soldiers Encouraged To Look For ‘Intimate’ Tattoos On Each Other’s ‘Sexual Organs’
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Russia is encouraging its soldiers to check each other’s “sexual organs” and “buttocks” for clues on sexual orientation according to a BBC report.

From the report:

[list]The guidelines, which cover all aspects of military life, are quoted as saying that tattoos may indicate a “low cultural and educational level” and “possible sexual deviations.”[/list]
A separate report by The Moscow Times was a bit more explicit than the BBC:

[list]The Defense Ministry is recommending that new recruits’ bodies, especially their sexual organs and buttocks, be examined for tattoos indicating homosexual orientation. The recruits would also be asked to describe their sexual experience ...[/list]
Though a representative of the LGBT community in Russia said tattoos identifying sexual orientation on the genitals were rare for homosexuals. Indeed, one would think they’d be rare for any group.


So two soldiers are in the shower.

One is obviously checking out the other.

The other takes notice of the first’s interest and asks for an explanation.

“I was just checking you out to see if you were gay,” answers the first.

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Posted: 26 January 2013 11:58 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]  
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The other replies - “what’s your sexual experience?”

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Posted: 27 January 2013 02:17 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]  
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Duh…It’s a well known fact that ALL homosexuals have tattoos on their cocks..

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Posted: 27 January 2013 09:53 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]  
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I bet our resident queen has several.

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Posted: 27 January 2013 10:33 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]  
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Humper has ‘Suck This’ tattooed his cock..

He sent me a picture..

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Posted: 28 January 2013 12:14 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]  
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De_Bunk - 27 January 2013 02:17 AM

Duh…It’s a well known fact that ALL homosexuals have tattoos on their cocks..

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I first wanted to ask you about the source of your knowledge…

De_Bunk - 27 January 2013 10:33 PM

Humper has ‘Suck This’ tattooed his cock..

He sent me a picture..

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...but now I have no questions.

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Posted: 28 January 2013 09:57 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]  
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I don’t have “Suck This” on my penis.  I have “Suck this and tell me if it tastes good, if it does please reply to the PO Box tattooed on my arse” tattooed on my winkle.

I also have a rather attractive tattoo on my leg.

Some Russians are well yummy - I’ve done several.  I’d happily work my way through the Russian army to find out who’s is and who isn’t.

I wonder if there is such a job and if it pays well.

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Posted: 29 January 2013 03:43 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 7 ]  
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Humper…

I think you should get a medal for your efforts to get laid..

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Posted: 29 January 2013 06:23 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 8 ]  
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