Rolf Harris, Jimmy Tarbuck..Meshan..All of them touched me in my ‘private’ regions….
Posted: 07 May 2013 06:00 PM   [ Ignore ]  
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I think Meshans apartment, overlooking the lake..and his new, smartass, Audi sports car..Would make me forget..

I’m so mentally confused by what they all done to me..

But i think the Audi and his house will help me ‘forget’ the terrible things they all done..‘Your Honour’..

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Posted: 07 May 2013 11:05 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]  
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Were you one of Ken Dodd’s Diddy Men ?

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Posted: 09 May 2013 03:33 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]  
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Joan Collins touched me.

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Posted: 09 May 2013 04:43 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]  
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Finbar..

Yeh…She touched me as well..

And Prince Charles..

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Posted: 10 May 2013 03:55 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]  
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I don’t believe she touched Prince Charles, I’m sorry but I don’t believe it.

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Posted: 10 May 2013 11:29 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]  
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I drive a Golf!

But I admit

I have touched DB

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Posted: 11 May 2013 01:52 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]  
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I hope you didn’t touch the mange on his face. That stuff’s infectious.

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Posted: 11 May 2013 02:06 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 7 ]  
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meshan - 10 May 2013 11:29 PM

I drive a Golf cart

There, fixed that for you.

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Posted: 11 May 2013 02:28 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 8 ]  
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meshan - 10 May 2013 11:29 PM

I drive a Golf cart

I want a pony.

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Posted: 11 May 2013 05:28 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 9 ]  
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Bov and Mesh..

You should think about ‘Flying Lessons’..

Think about it…(at least one of you should attempt it)..

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Posted: 11 May 2013 06:05 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 10 ]  
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I want to be stunt man

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Posted: 11 May 2013 05:11 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 11 ]  
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meshan - 11 May 2013 06:05 AM

I want to be stunning pony

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Posted: 11 May 2013 06:27 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 12 ]  
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I want to be a drone pilot with my arse firmly seated in an office chair. That way, you don’t die if you’re shot down but usually get to kill lots of real people.

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